Jokes! [HAHA]

Q: What did the biscuite say to himself, when his mate got runover?

A: Oh crumbs!

Q: Whats a cats favourite book?

A: A Cat-aloug!

Q: Why did the cucumber blush?

A: He saw the salad-dressing!

Q: Wht did the lobster blush?

A: Cos he saw the sea-weed!

Q: How do you create a alien party?

A: You Planet!

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

A: doug! (dug)

Q: What do you call a man who rolls in leaves?

A: Rustle!

Q: Why did the biscuit cry?

A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

Q: What did the rose, say to the other rose?

A: Hi bud!

Q: What did the police man say, to the three headed man?

A: Hello ello ello

Q: What is 10 meters tall, green, and sits in the corner?

A: The increadible sulk!

Q:Whay are adults so boring?

A: Cuz, there groan-ups!

Q: What do you call a train full of toffee?

A: A chew-chew train!

One Comment

  1. Rosie Rocks replied:

    I made up Q: What did the police man say, to the three headed man?

    A: Hello ello ello!
    Next time ask me before copying!

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